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That’s right! Here’s your chance to witness one of the great hero’s and inspirations in the life of the being lowly next to Jeffrey Fuckin Lewis, known as me.
People ask me all the time how I write new jokes and the answer is simple, I sit back, listen to Jeffrey Lewis and then cry like a baby wishing I was as brilliant as him.
If you don’t know who Jeffrey Lewis is, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU/ Oh my god, I get to introduce you to a fucking living legend.
Soon enough, but first, let’s make sure you’re coming to this show because you might see the price and think a really dumb thought, like,
“Oh shit, 13 euros? No way, that’s WAAAAAAY to expensive for a concert.”
I would certainly agree that 13 euros is too much when the concert is your crappy band, but witnessing a true master of musical kung fu like Jeff it’s PEANUTS you cheap bastards.
BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE.
If you are a cheap bastard, you will be happy to know that the opening band is none other than Berlin based super group FRESCHARD featuring TWO MORE great songwriters, Freschard AND the legendary STANLEY BRINKS!
WOW WOW WOW! 13 EUROS? COME ON? This is a gift from the Gods!
I love Freschard and I know for a fact that they’re gonna play THIS INSANELY AWESOME SONG because I get the privilege of playing the four stringed bass-tone machine with the band!
JESUS CHRIST! DO THE BLESSINGS EVER STOP?!?!??
What a show!
Seriously, if you’re reading this right now and you still don’t go to this show because you think it’s too expensive, your karma is shot and you’ll probably drown in a puddle of your own tears at a techno party because there’s no way the Lord almighty can allow you to live with such idiotic decision making.
Your fate is sealed, but before you do die, bear witness to something truly original.
This right here is not only another insanely awesome song about a monster, it’s also what Jeff calls one of his “short films” in which he sings along to a comic book drawn rendition of the song he’s singing.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT BEFORE, FUCK NO YOU HAVEN’T SO SHUT UP AND PAY HOMAGE TO JEFF AND PRAY TO GOD THE CREEPING BRAIN ISN’T REAL BECAUSE I WILL LAUGH AS IT EATS YOU CHEAP BASTRDS TO DEATH SCREAMING,
“I AM THE CREEPING BRAIN, I AM INSANE AND I WILL EAT THIS STUPID TOWN!”