Yes, my friends, it’s that time of the year again. December is a notorious beast for ruining an artists good mood with way too much cheer. If there’s anything a true artist can’t stand it’s cheer. Especially a comedian. Cheeriness is a desease that festers in peoples souls and will eventually bring them to the point of content, which is a silver bullet that would kill the most seasoned comedian.
NO! NOT HAPPINESS! NOOOOOOO!
You see, misery is the friend of the comedian, just like suffering is to the doctor. Without loneliness and sadness of the deepest kind, the need for a comedian wouldn’t even be there.
Who “needs a laugh” more than the sad, lonely, losers of the world?
So please Santa, shut the fuck with all that Coca Cola bullshit, and shove that Christmas spirit back up your dusty chimney, you fat heifer.
I myself battle the Christmas depression the good old fashioned way of staying inside with the lights low and making some bullshit art with the use of a computer program.
This year, it looks like Photo Shopping will be replacing Christmas shopping, because lets face it, I’m Jewish.
I’m also very good at cutting the heads off of pictures of myself, and putting them in various new situations.
CLICK THE IMAGE TO GET A BETTER VIEW OF IT.
I DON’T EXPECT YOU TO KNOW WHO ROLLIE FINGERS IS, BUT IF YOU DO, YOU’LL THINK THIS IS AMAZING……
HERE’S AN ODE TO A GREAT MOVIE THAT I’D LIKE TO SEE SOMEDAY………
SPEAKING OF MOVIES THAT I BELONG IN……………
So there you go, If you need a Christmas card made, you know who to call.