Indeed indeed my friends.
Another award you ask?
The picture says it all!
Do I deserve another award this year?
Well, yes, I do, you see, this is what happens to people who put the work in. Those who slave in the fires of art rise from it’s burnt ashes with awards and accolades, fame and fortune and all the boobs they can touch.
I do like boobs, and I LOVE WINNING AWARDS!
So yes, another award.
This time its a BRIGHT EUROPEAN SKATEBOARD AWARD!
Who would have thought it? How did this happen you’re asking yourself.
Do I skate? Yes.
Did I do a nasty kick flip a month ago? INDEED!
Did I just win the KICKFLIP OF THE YEAR AWARD!
Oh my God, as Busta Rhymes might have said, Oh my God, YES, OH MY GOD!
Who or what can stop this MF’er this year, and before you even ask the question I will tell you the answer.
No one and NOTHING can stop me. I will kickflip again. I will.
I am. I be.
It’s time to act like the Bright European Skateboard Awards and RECOGNIZE!
Get on board or get run over, or in this case, shall I say, get kickflipped over!
Award winners use real cameras.
“I’d like to thank all my haters….” That was the opening line of my acceptance speech that I guess you missed because you weren’t cool enough to be invited to the BRIGHT EUROPEAN SKATEBOARD AWARDS.