INTRODUCING! The Dog Boner Bowl.

INTRODUCING! The Dog Boner Bowl.

OH MY GOD GUYS!

My life is totally gonna change so fast right now. I mean, like, I will be ignoring your calls in no time type of change.

So, one of the Mannerisms I’ve picked up out here in sunny Los Angeles, is a relentless desire to be rich at all costs, and since capitalism isn’t a bad word, and making money is the name of the game, I’ve been squatting on my little idea machine, and I gotta tell you guys, I just pumped out a little gold nugget of genius today that’s gonna put me up there in that Bill Gates tax braket.

I’m about to go viral y’all!

Here we go.

FIRST

Look at this picture and tell me what you see……

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Right, doggie bowls. One for food, and one for water, which as you can see, is a cute little half a bone bowl, that when bought in a pair and placed together form a little doggie bone, and also force the consumer to buy two bowls, making it a pretty sweet idea for the capitalist who invented this.

But, if you’re a genius like me, you realize that….

ONE 

My friend didn’t buy two, so that means other people won’t buy two, and you, my inventor of the doggie bone bowl friend, are a one trick (bowl) pony.

I also realized that…..

TWO

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if you turn the bowl, it doesn’t look like half a bone, it looks like doggie nuts, which is funny.

WHICH LED ME TO HERE AND NOW WITH THIS LITTLE GEM OF A PRODUCT….

I INTRODUCE TO YOU…….

THE DOGGIE BONER BOWL!

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That’s right, part bowl, part boner, this two piece set is a guaranteed party rocker, set to spark the panties of any dog lovin hoochie hippy chick on the planet, because when ladies see this dog boner, they are gonna not only see that you love your dog, and that you have a great sense of humor, but they are gonna get a penis subliminally planted into their brains, and later, when they have a few stiff ones, (BOOM, Tons of puns!) they’re gonna remember how much they love penises and not even realize where that desire to suck one comes from.

YOU’RE WELCOME!

Of course, if you’re a female and you own a dog, it will work for you as well, because a man will see your dog boner bowl and he’ll wanna have sex with you, because men wanna have sex with you no matter what, but still, the bowl’s funny, and weather you’re male or female or gender free, you’re gonna love watching your dog licking a set of plastic balls.

TRUST ME!

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