What the hell guys? People are really calling Miley Cyrus a slut right now? All because she’s naked, riding a wrecking ball, and licking a sledge hammer?

People need to stop slut shaming Miley Cyrus. She’s a GENIUS!

SERIOUSLY?

Like, OMG! Have you guys never heard of symbolism before? I mean, are you children, or what? Every time you see a hot young woman naked, riding a piece of machinery all you can think about is sex?

What, are you 19?

Ok, KIDS, since you’re too stupid to see the genius message behind this beautiful video, please allow me to break it down for you……

SUPER DEEP SYMBOLISM ONE….

Miley licks a sledgehammer. 

OMG guys. This one is soooooooo obvs. This symbolizes Miley’s support of gay marriage, and not even in the super simplistic way that you’re thinking, like,

“DUH! Of course! She’s saying, everyone should be allowed to lick a hammer if they wanna lick a hammer, regardless of how talentless at music they are.”

No, my friends. Close, but Miley gets DEEPER on that ass, no pun intended.

What’s she saying here, is that when stupid people say stuff like,

“Well, if we letz dem gays getz married, den what next? Is someone gonna wanna marry a sledge hammer?”

You know, they get all redneck ironic with it, like,

“HUH? YEZ, WHAT IF I WANNA MARRY MY SLEDGE HAMMER, HUH, SMARTY PANTS? I LOVEZ ME MY SLEDGE HAMMER, I WANNA MAKE LOVE TO MY SLEDGE HAMMER LEGALLY!”

Well, super political revolutionary, Miley Cyrus says GO RIGHT AHEAD, MY FRIEND!

BE FREE!

ÜBER DEEP SYMBOLISM PART TWO……

 

Miley has clothes on, then she’s naked.

This one is also pretty obvious..

You don’t have to be a wanna be Oliver Sacks, like I am, to get this.

She’s stripping away all the media hype and preconceived perceptions we all have for her. She’s basically saying to us,

“Please, stop judging me for my looks, and for my father, and for my child acting, and for my horrible music, and please just see the amazing political, social activist that I am. I demand change in this world. I’m a powerful woman, and if you think I’m just gonna do whatever you expect me to do, to be your little bitch, just to sell a few records, or get the props of meaningless pop icons, you can go fuck yourselves, because I am a vicious warrior for social change, and when I’m stripped down to the bone, it’s SO OBVIOUS TO SEE!”

Butt, it doesn’t stop there with the deepness.

DEEPEST SYMBOLISM OF ALL……  

Miley rides a wrecking ball naked and wrecking ball smashes down walls.

This is the one, guys. This is what makes Miley so special. This shit is deep.

SWAG!

This is Miley’s anti Syria protest. What she’s expressing here is her deep sadness and the helplessness she feels toward the Syrian children. The wrecking ball symbolizes the powers of the world. The bombs. The gassing. The machine, just laying waste to the cities, and the walls of our perception, and destroying libraries, and Internet cafes. And Miley knows that we all have a piece of that action, in a sense. She’s riding the ball to symbolize her contribution to the war machine. Her connection. She feels pain. She feels helpless as the ball just swings her naked, destroying worlds. Destroying children, who will never know what it feels like to have everything given to them on a silver platter. Children who are helpless, and who don’t have a rich father, and don’t have a “team” to yes-man them and tell them they’re a genius when clearly they’re just some lost, retarded piece of trash who thinks they’re something that they’re clearly not.

Miley is a genius.

Butt unfortunately you guys are too shallow to see the real art.

You’re too busy jerking off.