HA!

YOU WISH!

Got you, you filthy pervert. How dare you want to see me naked. You sick, sick person. Wanting to see some flesh to fuel your sick perverse fantasies with.

Looking for crude images of me to twist up in your dirty little mind, to save for the winter, when you’re cold and lonely, and alone, and cold. Images you can then thrust into the forefront of your brain to have your way with.

You sicko. How dare you desire my naked body like that. You will never have it! NEVER.

But I will offer you this.

THREE comedy shows. Three very different comedy shows. (CLICK IMAGES FOR FB INVITE)

ONE.

Every Thursday I will be doing a small living room type of “show.” It will be funny and unique and start on time. Be there.

TWO.

A guy named John Robertson is bringing his interactive video game, choose your own adventure, weird cult circus show to Berlin.

I’M PRETTY SURE THIS IS A MUST SEE. That’s FRIDAY NOVEMBER 15TH. Weser Str 58.

OH, THAT’S STILL NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU? YOU WANT MORE? COMEDY FIEND, ARE YOU? GOOD.  WELL THEN,

THREE.

A guy named Nik Coppin is bring a stand up comedy show that’s entirely about sex, dating, humping and dumping. I did this show in Edinburg and it’s really fun, and I also performed with the headliner who’s coming in from Scotland and who is SUPER FUCKIN FUNNY.

FRIDAY NOV 22nd. Weser Str 58.

The costs of these shows is very low. Not because of the quality either, but because I want to bring good comedy to cool people who might not have a lot of money. It’s not my agenda to “tap the cash cow” called Berlin. I also don’t believe in full on capitalism. I believe these shows are worth 8 euros, so I charge 5 and abolish any guest list. We all share equally and fairly. Please help me by telling people about these shows and coming to these shows and laughing, and then give me a hand job and take a picture of it and voila….

THERE’S YOUR PICTURE OF ME NAKED!!!!